Funny Secret
So like I said, I have a ton of things I want to share with you kids but I realized a lot of it is just whining and complaining or self pity stuff that people can get tired/overwhelmed by. I still want to be able to share those things, but I also don’t want people to read this and get annoyed with me. I figure I’ll try to throw in a funny secret every once in a while so maybe less people will hate me for being such a whine fest. So… funny secret… let’s see… okay… Once upon a time when I was still in high school I was in a relationship with this guy. We used to “park” behind a private school and do what horny, hormone driven teenagers do. Anyhoooo.. this one night we were going at it and we noticed that a car had driven up to where we were. We then notice it was a cop car, so to not get caught and have to call our parents about being naughty he told me to take off running and hide in the woods. I wasn’t wearing many clothes and I didn’t have any shoes on. I don’t make it too far before he is cracking up about the fact that he can see my butt glowing in the moon light. I’m not very happy with him because I’m the one half naked running through mud to keep us from getting in trouble. I’m about to jump over a HUGE mud puddle when I notice something scurry in front of me.. stop.. and look at me. I then realize that the hugest raccoon I had ever seen was looking me right in the eyes. I couldn’t squeal because by that time my boyfriend was talking to the cops, you know trying to sell a story about looking at stars by himself to clear his head. The cops bought it and he called me out of the woods. He got a huge laugh out of seeing his mud covered, freaked out by cops and a raccoon, half naked girlfriend coming out of the woods. Lucky for him I thought it was pretty hilarious too and I still do to this day. So there you go Tumblr, not even some of my closest friends know that story. Be warned the next post might be more deep, but for now enjoy a laugh at my expense.
2 years ago