August 2010
1 post
July 2009
1 post
Sleep naked tonight?
Yes please!
June 2009
1 post
A sure sign that your sex life has gone to shit...
Having one of your most conservative friends tell you that you should think about geting yourself a fuck buddy.
*face palm*
May 2009
7 posts
I bought new undewear for a fancy event I have to go to this weekend. I secretly wish that I was brave enough to find someone to show them to, but I know I’ll just pansy out and go home alone.
I follow a few of the “adult”/NSFW tumblrs through this tumblr. Am I the only one who every gets worried that one day they’ll actually see someone they know in those pictures? “Oh, there’s my old literature teacher getting banged 6 ways to Sunday” “There’s my bestfriend from High School going down on that girl, while she’s getting it from...
I'm watching Glee right now.... and I'm not hating...
*Sexual tension between two teachers *Sexually frustrated football jock with a Head Cheerleader/Celibacy President Club girlfriend *Tumbling *Cliche Glee club stereotypes *Awesome one liners *Weed *Gay parents *Oldies- (Journey) *Pee balloons
When this show comes on for real I might just watch it. Of course as long as it doesn’t interfere with one of my regular shows.
alabamawhitman:
Kitty - The Presidents of the...
Situational Friendships are Shortlived
Over the last few months I have become friends with a girl at work. We sit next to each other and we even are assigned the same lunch time. We became really close a few months back and we even started hanging out after work. But I have just recently realized that I’m really over being friends with her. She has WAY too much drama in her life, and I’m really not one to be involved with...
I'm very clearly PMSing
And I’m letting my cranky, raging, emotional, depressed, self-esteemless, lonely, crazy girl take over right now.
One of my friends is trying to get into grad school. They constantly go on and on about the application process and how it is still in limbo. They post all over their facebook status, tumblr, twitter.. etc. about how frustrating just the application process has been and how the school keeps screwing stuff up. Sadly I sit back, knowing that they aren’t going to get into the school they are...
April 2009
7 posts
I just don't get the God given/evolutionary...
It seems like such an odd grouping of hair, and it seems to serve no real purpose. Was it meant to keep your junk warmer on cold winter nights? Or was it just meant to become another place that you could try and portray your fashion sense? I don’t really know, but I haven’t heard of any scientific studies saying that the number of people being born and naturally having no pubic hair is...
I still haven't seen Dark Knight.
All the jokes that get thrown around about the movie, I still don’t get. For instance, the pencil trick… still have no clue what that means. It isn’t because I haven’t wanted to see the movie, I just haven’t had the chance to see it.
I still have 2 stuffed animals I sleep with at...
Reason: I live alone and am in no form of a relationship, but I like to have something to hold onto while I sleep. When/if I finally find someone to share my bed with/ let me hold onto while I sleep, they will no longer be of service and will then be able to be retired out of my bed. Until then I’ll look like a child when friends go into my bedroom and see the two stuffed rabbits all mixed...
I really don’t want to go to this bridal shower that I got invited to for her, because it is probably gonna hurt a little. I even more don’t want to go to his wedding to her, because that is going to hurt a lot more. I at least have an excuse to get out of the shower, but I have yet to come up with a good enough excuse to miss my best guy friend’s wedding.
Most of my friends find the idea/act of giving a blow job to be disgusting. They will always sit and rant about how nasty it is and how they can’t see how some girls are so willing to do it or how they like to do it so much. I always just sit there smiling and nodding as they rant, secretly thinking “Blow jobs aren’t really that bad. I haven’t given one in quite some time,...
I feel better about the way I look naked than I do...
Some clothes just make me look heavy. When I’m naked, I can actually see what I’m working with, not some illusion.
I feel pretty selfish right now.
I currently have a goodish paying job, but I work for idiots. My job sucks and the work enviroment is even worse. Therefore I started to look for another job. I feel so selfish because there are so many people that don’t have a job or even any hopes of finding a job in the near future. And here I am leisurely trying to find a better job than the one I’ve got. When instead I feel like I...
So just needing to rant.
sarahchristine:
I work in a hostile, sexist environment, they actually practice sex discrimination pretty fucking freely (and obviously in a restaurant: sexual harassment is rampant). They told all the girls that they would not be able to work dinners (where all the money is), unless they “proved themselves” at lunch, the guys all were scheduled for dinners automatically after training. And now,...
March 2009
10 posts
Do you know that feeling when you are sitting right beside someone, part of your bodies are touching accidentally/innocently enough, but all you can keep thinking is that you would want nothing more in that moment than for more of your bodies to be touching or zero space to exist between you and them?
Yeah.. I know that feeling too.
A funny secret to lighten the mood
Today someone started to use my laptop when I had walked away from it. When I got back I got a little miffed and protective of my computer and pretended it was because I didn’t know what they were doing and what sites they were going to. The person accidentally typed in the website they wanted to go to incorrectly and a porn site popped up. They quickly closed it out a little embarrassed,...
Isn't it funny when...
You have friends of the opposite sex who you have made out with or seen parts of their body that would usually be “inappropriate” to see in the context of being just friends. And even though those situations should be awkward they aren’t, and you can just laugh about it and joke around about that time your guy friend whipped out his wang in front of you or he begged to just touch...
I know what she's doing, and I'm not falling for...
There is a girl that I work with who always fishes for compliments. I’ve known this about her for quite some time. Thus when she got engaged a while back (which is a whole other rant) I completely ignored the fact that she was wearing a ring. She came into work late yelling about how happy she was and telling everyone the story. When she finally got to her desk, which is where I was having...
Monologues
meltinyourmouth:
I have to come up with a monologue for my acting class. Any ideas?
I once did a monologue from Neil LaBute’s “Some Girls.” I did the part of Bobbi and started with “Friends, you were not just about to say that were you.” That might sound vague, but I can’t really scene details because it was a while ago.
Funny Secret
So like I said, I have a ton of things I want to share with you kids but I realized a lot of it is just whining and complaining or self pity stuff that people can get tired/overwhelmed by. I still want to be able to share those things, but I also don’t want people to read this and get annoyed with me. I figure I’ll try to throw in a funny secret every once in a while so maybe less...
Maybe I'm a Bad Person
I’m so glad that they are getting divorced. Now he can go and find someone who actually appreciates him, treats him like a decent human being, and wants to start a family. While she can go whore about town looking for a cocky selfish asshole to feed her a bunch of lines and then drop her like a ton of bricks. We hope that he is not stupid enough to take her back after this happens. If he...
Hey Guys,
Like it says in the “About” section this is my secondary Tumblr, which means I might not post a TON to this Tumblr. I just got so tired of wanting to share thoughts/stuff about myself but always being too scared of being judged by people who know me in the real world. Plus it is always safe to put a barrier between yourself and the public eye when you feel like sharing your secrets. I...