SHHHHHHH!

Sleep naked tonight?

Yes please!

A sure sign that your sex life has gone to shit...

Having one of your most conservative friends tell you that you should think about geting yourself a fuck buddy.

*face palm*

I bought new undewear for a fancy event I have to go to this weekend. I secretly wish that I was brave enough to find someone to show them to, but I know I’ll just pansy out and go home alone.

I follow a few of the “adult”/NSFW tumblrs through this tumblr. Am I the only one who every gets worried that one day they’ll actually see someone they know in those pictures? “Oh, there’s my old literature teacher getting banged 6 ways to Sunday” “There’s my bestfriend from High School going down on that girl, while she’s getting it from behind by that other girl wearing a purple glittery strap-on who is also wearing a fox mask” “Grandma?”

I'm watching Glee right now.... and I'm not hating it.

*Sexual tension between two teachers
*Sexually frustrated football jock with a Head Cheerleader/Celibacy President Club girlfriend
*Tumbling
*Cliche Glee club stereotypes
*Awesome one liners
*Weed
*Gay parents
*Oldies- (Journey)
*Pee balloons

When this show comes on for real I might just watch it. Of course as long as it doesn’t interfere with one of my regular shows.

Situational Friendships are Shortlived

Over the last few months I have become friends with a girl at work. We sit next to each other and we even are assigned the same lunch time. We became really close a few months back and we even started hanging out after work. But I have just recently realized that I’m really over being friends with her. She has WAY too much drama in her life, and I’m really not one to be involved with lots of drama. Like she just ended a decade long relationship basically on a whim. She took her kid and moved out. Her ex actually called me and asked me all these questions about a night we hung out, because apparently she confessed to cheating that night (which she still has never mentioned to me) and he wanted to know which guys were with us. Anyways… all kinds of crazy things have happened… her ex admitted to having a meth addiction. He’s ready to sign over all of his rights and to have them both out of his life entirely. He also had forbidden any of his family from seeing her. On an interesting note… the girl started to talk to someone at work (which I directly told her was a bad idea and told her to not do)… the dude from work ended up ending his own engagement… AND NOW the 2 exes of these people have now met on Facebook of all places and are talking. Needless to say… I don’t need or want this kind of craziness in my life. I’m really over being friends with her, because I’ve realized that the only reason we’re friends is because we work together. I highly doubt that in a real life setting I would have chosen to be friends with her. I really don’t know how to handle the situation lightly, because I’d really rather not eat lunch with her anymore or spend any excess amount of time together outside of work. She can tell I’m sort of over being her friend, because she’s called me out on a few things. When she does that I usually just shrug and go “meh” and walk away…. so clearly I’m not showing her much direct interest in being her friend anymore. Oh well…. maybe I’ll get lucky and find a new job soon and this whole part of my life can go away.

I'm very clearly PMSing

And I’m letting my cranky, raging, emotional, depressed, self-esteemless, lonely, crazy girl take over right now.

One of my friends is trying to get into grad school. They constantly go on and on about the application process and how it is still in limbo. They post all over their facebook status, tumblr, twitter.. etc. about how frustrating just the application process has been and how the school keeps screwing stuff up. Sadly I sit back, knowing that they aren’t going to get into the school they are applying to, and just wait for the depressed “I didn’t get in” messages to pop up. Or do you think that they will just ignore the subject and hope none of the bajillion friends who have been subjected to this blight on social media will recall that they even tried to get into grad school?

I just don't get the God given/evolutionary necessity of having pubic hair

It seems like such an odd grouping of hair, and it seems to serve no real purpose. Was it meant to keep your junk warmer on cold winter nights? Or was it just meant to become another place that you could try and portray your fashion sense? I don’t really know, but I haven’t heard of any scientific studies saying that the number of people being born and naturally having no pubic hair is going down. So clearly this is a weird thing that is not attempting to evolve away.

Yes I realize that pubic hair is really just meant as a sign of sexual maturity “ie. if there’s grass on the field, play”, but I feel like there a million of those signs (acne, body odor, menstrual cycles, breasts, deepening of voices… etc.)- so why do we still need pubic hair?